Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
don’t even try to say that you wouldn’t consider kissing a genderbent version of yourself
or just another version of yourself
either way
you know you would
Please, I would wreck my shit so hard. I would take one look at me and we’d disappear for a week to bangtown.
(Source: jaclcfrost)
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINDAMMIT FIN FIN
WHO BROUGHT FUCKING FIN FIN ALONG
(Source: multitudeofgifs)
why the fuck would you do this to me holy shit
OH GOD.
NOPE. FUCKING NOPE. NO. NOPE. NU-UH. DONE.
SO NOT OKAY HOLY SHET
STOP. STOP DOING THIS. GO TO YOUR CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE.
(Source: ben-hiddles)
“Lion Cub Gives Us His Best Roar”
SO.MUCH.
CUTE.
ROAAR
YOU TRIED PUNKIN
AND BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART FOR IT
the poor cub seems so put out that it’s getting “aww” instead of “AHH”
(Source: feneral-gaggot)
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET
this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs
90% of all Greek myths go like this:
- Look at this sexy Greek.
- He’s going to ruin everything.
- Zeus is gonna fuck someone
- Hera overreacts big time
everybody dies
in the most horrible way possible
One of the best posts ever.
I can’t handle this.
this post is always funny
(Source: slightecho)
